i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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