im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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