best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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