Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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