it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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