your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
