"it" just moved
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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