Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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