I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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