it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
