my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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