I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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