Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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go home
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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