You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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