is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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