Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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