It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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