There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up under a house in Key West
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