It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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