so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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