You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
