She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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