Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize