she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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