So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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