I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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