Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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