Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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