8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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