yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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