are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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