someone threw a dead crab at me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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