I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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