I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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