I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I still have a little drunk in my system
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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