Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize