did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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