My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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