the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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