I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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