I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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