Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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