I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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