Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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