In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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