spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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