Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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