It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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