so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've blown a few things in my day
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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