don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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