Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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