walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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