Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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