She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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