We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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